This is why they remade Spiderman.
my eyebrows are the source of all my power
Having IBS and overall nutrient absorption issues really sucks. Food hurts me, but I love it so much! Wahhh :( The only things that don’t hurt are grains.
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(Source: bigstupidbaby)
After the last episode of GOT, I feel like my immense love for Sandor Clegane can only be expressed through shitty MS Paint art.
- me: time for bed
- stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
- brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
- muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
- skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
- ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
- eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
- mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
- body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
- me: ok
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
I got goosebumps from this.
Wow.
Well spoken
PREAAACHH
WOW
That’s what i’m talking about.
boom!
Could somebody tell me exactly how my being a virgin is a big deal? It’s not something I even think about, yet for some reason other ‘friends’ do. I’m asked by people I hardly know anymore, “have you met any guys lately?”, “so have you.. You know..?”, “but you’re almost 20!”. Those are just some of the things I hear. Obviously my good friends don’t give a damn, yet people I don’t talk to much seem to want to know about all the lack of dick I’ve had. Sex just doesn’t interest me at this point, at least not enough to want to take part. I don’t understand why some people can’t wrap their heads around that.
